1.I love you, even though you look like a BURNT chicken nugget, I still love you.

2.We all get loved, you either love yourself or get loved, whatcha gonna do?

3. I’d care if you broke your elbow.

4. I love you more than Halloween.

5. I’d throw you your keys AND your printer.

6. I’m in a Big Time Rush to love you.

7. Your name isn’t Junior but you’re still really handsome.

8. I want you to take me to funky town.

9. Mother trucker dude, I love you like a buttcheek on a stick.

10. Help I’ve McFallen in love with you